So those of you who have succumb to my barrage of game news and reviews from OnLive Game Systems and those who just want to check out what the fuss is all about have a great opportunity this Friday night to take on or watch the general chaos, chewing bubble gum and kicking ass the Frag Dolls are famous for as they tear their way through OnLive players leaving a grin on their pwned faces.  This reminds me of a time when I got a chance to become one of Stephen Segal’s “sparring” partners.

Me: Sensei, that means he will just kick my ass around right?

Sensei: Yes, pretty much… but if he likes you he kicks your ass in a movie!

Me: Pass.  Thanks.

True story.  So if you haven’t had a chance to check out OnLive or Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood or the Frag Dolls (get your ass kicked by a hot chick, just like back in school!) this is a great time to do it!  Prizes for the ones who spill the least of their own blood!  (actually I don’t know what the prizes are for I have to work… DANG YOU REAL WORLD!!!)  And remember it is only a game, they won’t kick your ass in a movie or school, I don’t think, that’s something you have to work out with them.  But to give you at least a sporting edge, here is Frag Doll Phoenix with some Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood Multiplayer tips and a link to OnLive’s collection of the Frag Doll’s brutal stats (game stats guys!).

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Hope to sneak off at work and see you there!  *looks around shifty eyed*

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Dustin "Ripper71" Thomas has been a staff writer with for over 10 years and has taken on the role of Editor with a brief stint as Editor-In-Chief. He is also a co-founder of @IsItOctoberYet where he covers haunt nightmares, amusement park fun and Golden Knights hockey.