Attention, inhabitants of Planet Earth! Behold the grand proclamation from the mighty Furon Empire! In an awe-inspiring display of magnanimity, we bestow upon you, feeble humans, the latest manifestation of our benefaction: The magnificent opus known as Destroy All Humans! 2 – Reprobed “Single Player” edition, now accessible on your most archaic and antiquated technological relics, referred to as the “PlayStation 4” and “Xbox One.” Feel the shivers of cosmic anticipation!
Business before pleasure
Before indulging in earthly pleasures, mortal beings are implored to embark upon a voyage to a nearby emporium or venture into the ethereal realm of the internet. There, they shall partake in the acquisition of the coveted artifact, “Destroy All Humans! 2 – Reprobed: Single Player,” offered at the modest sum of $29.99 / €29.99 / £24.99. This trifling tribute shall grant you the supreme ecstasy that even a mere glimpse of the Furon majesty invokes – an insignificantly meager price to pay for such unparalleled rapture.
