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The Warmth in Your Heart – Non-denominational game label Devolver Digital have announced its intention to force holiday cheer onto your PC with unbelievable seasonal discounts on the label’s video game suite and a new, free game starring their oft-maligned Chief Financial Officer, Fork Parker’s Holiday Profit Hike.

The Devolver Digital PC games you’ve heard so much about but never actually bought are finally within your economic range from December 18th – January 2nd as all titles will be 10 – 90% off on the Devolver Digital store and Steam (http://store.devolverdigital.com).

Created by Enter the Gungeon developer Dodge Roll, Fork Parker’s Holiday Profit Hike stars the titular financier as he tracks down profit in the harsh snow-capped mountains in hopes of pleasing his investors before the fiscal year comes to a close. Armed with only his cane and an inexplicable amount of rope, Fork Parker will climb, repel, and dash his way to profitability all while avoiding hideous holiday sweaters, nonchalant penguins and way too casual snowmen.

“Fuck this noise,” said Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker. “Free is for Korean mobile games and after-dinner mints. This is an affront to everything I stand for and what I believe in.”

For more information on Devolver Digital and Fork Parker’s Holiday Profit Hike please visit www.devolverdigital.com or follow us on Twitter @devolverdigital and @forkparker. For more information on holiday sales and free games, visit your local library and ask to see a dictionary.

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A long-time fan and reveler of all things Geek, I am also the Editor-in-Chief and Founder of GamingShogun.com